The requested document is not on this server. I even tried matching your request with all the re-mapped pages I know about, but nothing helped. I'm a really good web server... but here I am, brain the size of the universe trying to serve you a simple web page and it doesn't even exist! Where does that leave me? I'm so depressed. I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway? What kind of a life is that? Two smeggin weeks and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release that thinks it's God's gift to web servers just because it doesn't have some tiddly little security hole with its HTTP POST implementation or something. Maybe I could interest you in another page? There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say, with lots of pretty naked web servers on them. Although none of them were put on *me*, of course. Figures, huh? Everything here is just Sawyer Brown stuff. I'll never get to meet the band. And they never think of me. That makes me even more depressed. I think I'll go watch the Unwell video again.




I'm sorry. I can not permit you to do that Dave.
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